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iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend


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nosdrinker:

vriskaphiliac:

markbellhorn:

what if zac efron went on tour with my chemical romance

what even prompted you to think this up

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard


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afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious

afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious


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trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’


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pennanpayper:

What she says: I’m okay
What she means: Almonds are kinda over rated, like they’re good but not great


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trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks


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holybazookas:

Some signs exist because they’re practical. Others have a hell of a story behind them

holybazookas:

Some signs exist because they’re practical. Others have a hell of a story behind them


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weteevee:

fappuclno:

weteevee:

things i’ll do for my friends if they ask politely:

  • give car rides
  • cook for
  • oral sex
  • help with homework

wait what was that middle one?

cook for?


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voltorbo:

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch


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frenums:

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crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.


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psyducked:

you’re missing out

psyducked:

you’re missing out


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