Booty




Maddie



encourage:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

Posted 39 minutes ago | 130,164 notes | via | ©

davekatswag:

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

Posted 40 minutes ago | 108,828 notes | via | ©

buttlass:

trust me i have 6 girlfriend

Posted 5 hours ago | 79,376 notes | via | ©

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

Posted 13 hours ago | 157,973 notes | via | ©
onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

Posted 13 hours ago | 114,635 notes | via | ©

jackson-dies-at-the-end:

bananaaids:

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"

"I fucking hate you"

I am Groot.

Posted 13 hours ago | 226,739 notes | via | ©
Posted 13 hours ago | 44,148 notes | via | ©
Posted 13 hours ago | 163,676 notes | via | ©

brokenunderstars:

No one ever said babies weren’t cute. 

Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young babies)

Posted 13 hours ago | 619,576 notes | via | ©

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted 13 hours ago | 133,606 notes | via | ©

mischievouschaos:

gerommey:

gerommey:

a kanye west convention

I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest

just have two conventions he deserves it

Posted 13 hours ago | 130,131 notes | via | ©

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

Posted 13 hours ago | 253,559 notes | via | ©

robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

image

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

Posted 13 hours ago | 140,071 notes | via
dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE

dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE

Posted 13 hours ago | 43,329 notes | via | ©

swarnpert:

when john lennon went to school the teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. he drew a dick and wrote “suck it mr. teach” the teacher told him he didnt understand the assignment. he told the teacher he didnt understand life. that teacher? albert einstein

Posted 13 hours ago | 10,098 notes | via | ©







© Booty | Theme Licorice, DESIGNED BY: MISS-YANI | POWERED BY: TUMBLR