my cousin just tweeted “what if 11:11 wishes don’t come true because someone in the world wished they didnt” and now i am speechless
But that would not work since that would mean their wish could also not be true. It is kind of a Paradox
It wouldn’t be a…
Well, at least you
don’t live under them.
stop being so overdramatic harry
tumblr gets deep
Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals
someone give this dude a medal
There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor
And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
Is nobody going to say it…?
when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized he sent me an invite and told me not to come and I was just sadly watching people post on Facebook about how they were getting ready and then out of nowhere a giant blizzard knocked out power for the entire town and they had to cancel and that’s why I believe in god
- The name of the Doctor
- What happened in Budapest
- How Sherlock survived
- Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
so basically we want Donna back
pretty much yeah
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
*Leans in close and whispers* Free WiFi
…that’ll do it.
sometimes you get funny frozen gifs
sometimes you get a double winchester bitchface
why would people reblog this
why would people not reblog this
anybody else reminded of this