Hey, hey there kid… would you like to buy some…
WHEAT & WHEAT BY-PRODUCTS????
story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says
‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’
and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’
and she just stared at me for a moment and said
‘oh ok. ‘
and we just continued watching
and thats how i came out to my mother
Fucking A Star.
In case you were feeling sad.
This is the third time I’ve reblogged this today and I DON’T EVEN CARE
I’ve been laughing like an idiot at this for 10 minutes now.
it’s face like no whyyyyy
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
The darkest timeline super market.
His tie OMG
IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?
That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.
I love everything about this.
HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.
Nobody won this day