princess dean: lokilith: coolsk8rdude: my cousin just tweeted “what if 11:11 wishes...

lokilith:

coolsk8rdude:

my cousin just tweeted “what if 11:11 wishes don’t come true because someone in the world wished they didnt” and now i am speechless

But that would not work since that would mean their wish could also not be true. It is kind of a Paradox

It wouldn’t be a…

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

fuck

i’m

falling

down

all

these

stairs

Well, at least you
don’t live under them.

stop being so overdramatic harry

(Source: the-yolocaust)

So if a guy took a Polyjuice Potion and became a woman and got pregnant within the hour, would he still be pregnant once he turned back?

amelia-amy-pond:

dontworrybekarl:

tumblr gets deep

(Source: youreahorcruxharry)

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

tonipuss:

but-its—the-solar-system:

trench-coat-in-the-lake:

oodlyenough:

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

Is nobody going to say it…?

moisturize me

blow-rob:

when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized he sent me an invite and told me not to come and I was just sadly watching people post on Facebook about how they were getting ready and then out of nowhere a giant blizzard knocked out power for the entire town and they had to cancel and that’s why I believe in god

Great tumblr mysteries

i-dobelieveincommas:

• The name of the Doctor
• What happened in Budapest
• How Sherlock survived
• Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from

tea-tears-and-bbc:

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

pretty much yeah

ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

(Source: silkbone)

Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

notyour-sidekick:

werescott:

 *Leans in close and whispers* Free WiFi

…that’ll do it.

(Source: shield-of-an-oaken-branch)

deanisanactualprincess:

assbutt-avenger:

carryonmy-winchester:

carryonmy-winchester:

sometimes you get funny frozen gifs

sometimes you get a double winchester bitchface

why would people reblog this

why would people not reblog this

anybody else reminded of this

(Source: pancakestiel)